Yeah, we just had a pretty big earthquake, but don't let that deter you. You're a badass! We've picked up all 10,000 contact lenses that fell off the shelves and we're back in business...
If you are a highly skilled, motivated, and genuinely friendly surgeon (no snobs please), launch a fantastic chapter with us, in our gorgeous, state-of-the-art, free-standing, 24,000 sf eye center with full optical, technical, and administrative support.
Plan on starting with 400 cataracts per year in a sexy new multispecialty ASC (which you should buy into).
Work with every conceivable type of patient, injury, and medical/surgical eye disease, in collaboration with me and our two (soon to be four) fabulous, eminently capable ODs.
This is not the boonies. We currently offer Symfony and toric IOLs, iTrack cannaloplasty, iStents, SLTs, PIs, blephs, and minor office adventures, but refer out for trabs, cornea/refractive, retina, peds, and complex plastics. Feel free to add new services and overflow our parking lot! Lots of latitude.
We are such brats, with every diagnostic/treatment gadget that we want, and a Formula One racing simulator that I plan to start using more, when you take this job. We work our technicians, scribes, and opticians like rented mules, to make the docs' day easier. Our expert full-time IT, HR, and billing pit crew will keep your productivity maximized. So far, we haven't implemented EMR, because they are sucky, and slow us down. There, I said it. But it's probably going to happen in 2020.
You will make great money, with every benefit there is. You'll even have unlimited free access to our in-house gym and Krav Maga studio, with classes taught by local police and troopers. Prepare to be amazed! I didn't want to have to do this, but interest has been slow, so we'll even throw in a snowmobile! Damn it.
We're looking for a long-term partner track relationship, with the all the responsibilities that requires (yes, Scott, there will be on-call duties...and meetings), but you'll be treated like royalty.
Wolf Eye Center is strategically located in suburban Wasilla, in the Mat-Su Valley of southcentral Alaska. It's a spectacular setting of natural beauty with endless outdoor recreation possibilities, excellent schools, small town charm, actual cultural events, minimal traffic, no commuting, paltry sales tax, and no state income tax…
Please visit www.alaskavisit.com for an intro to our area. It's mostly true! And again, this isn't the edge of the earth. I'm from New Jersey, and I believe we've got pretty much every urban/suburban amenity here. Except decent pizza. It's awful. I have to make it on the grill.
I really look forward to discussing this position with you (and trying to convince you how wonderful winter can be). Please email your situation to me (firstname.lastname@example.org) or call the cell (907-232-8046...remember AK is 1 hour earlier than Pacific time).